I have given much thought and consideration to an area that is still considered taboo in this day and age of the theory of truth relativity. That delicate and sensitive issue is centered around of the contents of the ladies lavatory. That mysterious and mesmerizing maze of maternal myths is a confusion to the comrades. But now I will share with you ladies the truth behind the men’s room mythology.
I bet you think that men’s rooms are just disgusting and dingy. You must think that they smell like the socks of Kobe Bryant after a championship game which were then dragged through a pig pen and buried under Japanese restaurant for 17 days. It doesn’t smell like that at all. It doesn’t smell any worse than 16 days under the Japanese restaurant! There is also the cleanliness issue that has been much maligned. Men’s rooms are just as clean as any other waste disposal facility where the sanitation technicians have been on strike for a year and half. See ladies, you weren’t even close!
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