Have You Ever…

• Have you ever wanted to ask totally attractive total strangers to dinner and then wondered about the restraining order?
• Have you ever driven the wrong way down a one way just to see what happens?
• Have you ever wondered what happens to all the missing socks?
• Have you ever listened to Mozart and then Metallica to see if auditory whiplash is possible?
• Have you ever been chased by a rabid wildebeest through the Galleria? (Why am I the only one that ever happens to?)
• Have you ever had dream that you are dancing with bikini clad kangaroos through the Everglades?
• Have you ever walked over what you thought was slowsand only to find out it was quicksand?
• Have you ever gone for a swim in tapioca?
• Have you ever sprained your tongue while saying, “rubber baby buggy bumpers” five times fast?
• Have you ever slipped on a banana peel and fallen into an alternate universe where they use chicken wings for currency and everyone wears tuxedos?
• Have you ever wanted to drink caffeine and move at hyperspeed like Hammy in Over the Hedge?
• Have you ever sorted your breakfast cereal by color instead of by fiber content?
• Have you ever asked why men have nipples?
• Have you ever watched a cartoon and thought, “I could make that work?”
• Have you ever read a blog and wondered if the writer needs therapy?