A Twisted Tennessee Twelve Days

On the first day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the second day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the third day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the fourth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the fifth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the sixth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the seventh day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the eighth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me eight braids of Willie, seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the ninth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me nine ladybugs invading, eight braids of Willie, seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the tenth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me ten Fords oil leaking, nine ladybugs invading, eight braids of Willie, seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, are you still reading this, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the eleventh day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me eleven corncob pipes a smoking, ten Fords oil leaking, nine ladybugs invading, eight braids of Willie, seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.

On the twelfth day of Christmas a hillbilly gave to me twelve drums of moonshine, eleven corncob pipes a smoking, ten Fords oil leaking, nine ladybugs invading, eight braids of Willie, seven blonds a dyeing, six geezers playing banjos, five golden onion rings, four bird calls, three french fries, two turtle shell gloves and a partridge stand in a pair of trees.